- The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches
- The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses
- The North has Mom
The South has Mama
- The North has dating services
The South has family reunions
- The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee Press-on Nails
- The North has saving the whales
The South has getting saved
- The North has double last names
The South has double first names
- The North has sensational tabloids
The South has neighbors
- The North has the Mafia,
The South has NASCAR
- The North has Indy car races
The South has Swamp Buggy races
- The North has multiple branched family trees
The South has family trees with trunks and no branches
- The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
The South has grits
- The North has green salads
The South has collard greens and chitlins
- The North has lobsters
The South has crawdads
- The North has flower gardens, bird baths, and flagpoles in front yards
The South has cars on blocks, pink flamingos, and washtubs in front yards
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